The Tales of What Never Happened

every thing on this page is a made up story told by fictioal characters along with some you know

May 17, 2013 9:32 pm 9:25 pm 9:23 pm

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I’m so done with this site omg

(Source: alpakanaitis, via vegalocity)

9:15 pm

andrewducote:

sararye:

AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL

I was gaping the entire song this is insane

If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.

(Source: mahaldaddy, via applecherry108)

May 13, 2013 8:51 pm

thisshitneverhappened:

consulting-time-captain:

burn-the-world-to-the-ground:

Cutest way to say hello ever! :D

You dorks

But they’re our dorks~~

(Source: welcome-to-the-garison)

8:40 pm
The Tales of What Never Happened: If It's all the same to you: 1

thegirlwhowasalmostbritish:

Paring: FrostIron, TonyXLoki

Summery: What if when Tony nuked the mother ship everything didn’t go as planed? In this world Tony got through the portal but wasn’t caught by the hulk and had a crash landing. The mother ship may be destroyed but the aliens are…

April 29, 2013 11:11 pm
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understanding-and-aware:

remember him?

(via donnamili)

10:48 pm

thefrozensoldier:

FYI: All of you are koala tea and I am just a shy ass turtle.

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10:46 pm
deckitout:

butterfly-cheesecake:

sawtooot:

datal0re:

delirious-bugnasty:

I WAS FRIGHTENEDLEGITIMATELY 

TUMBLRSTOP REBLOGGING THIS IT WAS POSTED APRIL 3RD OF 2012THAT IS OVER A YEAR AGOIT HAS 13 AND A HALF THOUSAND NOTESIT IS TIME FOR THIS POST TO DIEIT’S NOT EVEN THAT GODDAMN FUNNY I’M SO UPSET

I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH 

no.. its really that funny.

GOD FUCKTHIS HAS DOUBLED IN NOTES

deckitout:

butterfly-cheesecake:

sawtooot:

datal0re:

delirious-bugnasty:

I WAS FRIGHTENED
LEGITIMATELY 

TUMBLR
STOP REBLOGGING THIS 
IT WAS POSTED APRIL 3RD OF 2012
THAT IS OVER A YEAR AGO
IT HAS 13 AND A HALF THOUSAND NOTES
IT IS TIME FOR THIS POST TO DIE
IT’S NOT EVEN THAT GODDAMN FUNNY I’M SO UPSET

I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH 

no.. its really that funny.

GOD FUCK
THIS HAS DOUBLED IN NOTES

(via were-friends-now-that-ive)

10:30 pm
take-me-back-to-wonderland-alice:

boringisdull:

boilingheart:

take-me-back-to-wonderland-alice:

TUMBLR PLEASE READ THIS! I NEED YOUR HELP AND I AM DESPERATE. PLEASE, I’M BEGGING YOU.
This beautiful girl on the left in this picture is my baby sister. She is 14yrs old. Her name is Jamie Marie Meyers, AND SHE IS MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has been missing since Sunday, 04/21/2013. She is thought to be with her “boyfriend” whom is 18yrs old. His name is Matthew. We believe he’s convinced her to run away with him. We are terrified for her safety and it is unlike her to just leave without even a text. This girl is my life. She means more to me than anything else on this planet and not knowing if she’s okay is literally tearing me apart from the inside out. I want to die. PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME! I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT MY BABY SISTER IS OKAY!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is thought to be somewhere in New York State but was last seen at her home in Spring Hill, Florida. ANY AND ALL INFORMATION REGARDING HER WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED AND I WOULD OWE YOU MY LIFE!!!!!!!! 
PLEASE TUMBLR, I’M BEGGING YOU, REBLOG THIS AND HELP ME FIND MY BABY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN ONE MONTH AGO! PLEASE HELP ME, I WILL DO ANYTHING, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This doesn’t have enough notes.
COME ON PEOPLE REBLOG LIKE CRAZY I WOULD DIE IF THIS HAPPENED TO ME

I would become…very unstable and probably dangerous if my brother disappeared.
BUT if my brother wanted to disappear he’d come to me. Thankfully. Well, there had to be something good about being the family outcast ;P
Anyway, let’s find that girl! If she wasn’t found yet.

SHE HAS NOT BEEN FOUND YET!  SHE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR A WEEK!!!!!! EVERYONE PLEASE KEEP REBLOGGING AND KEEPING A LOOK OUT. I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH!!!!!!!

take-me-back-to-wonderland-alice:

boringisdull:

boilingheart:

take-me-back-to-wonderland-alice:

TUMBLR PLEASE READ THIS! I NEED YOUR HELP AND I AM DESPERATE. PLEASE, I’M BEGGING YOU.

This beautiful girl on the left in this picture is my baby sister. She is 14yrs old. Her name is Jamie Marie Meyers, AND SHE IS MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has been missing since Sunday, 04/21/2013. She is thought to be with her “boyfriend” whom is 18yrs old. His name is Matthew. We believe he’s convinced her to run away with him. We are terrified for her safety and it is unlike her to just leave without even a text. This girl is my life. She means more to me than anything else on this planet and not knowing if she’s okay is literally tearing me apart from the inside out. I want to die. PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME! I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT MY BABY SISTER IS OKAY!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is thought to be somewhere in New York State but was last seen at her home in Spring Hill, Florida. ANY AND ALL INFORMATION REGARDING HER WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED AND I WOULD OWE YOU MY LIFE!!!!!!!! 

PLEASE TUMBLR, I’M BEGGING YOU, REBLOG THIS AND HELP ME FIND MY BABY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN ONE MONTH AGO! PLEASE HELP ME, I WILL DO ANYTHING, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This doesn’t have enough notes.

COME ON PEOPLE REBLOG LIKE CRAZY I WOULD DIE IF THIS HAPPENED TO ME

I would become…very unstable and probably dangerous if my brother disappeared.

BUT if my brother wanted to disappear he’d come to me. Thankfully. Well, there had to be something good about being the family outcast ;P

Anyway, let’s find that girl! If she wasn’t found yet.

SHE HAS NOT BEEN FOUND YET!  SHE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR A WEEK!!!!!! EVERYONE PLEASE KEEP REBLOGGING AND KEEPING A LOOK OUT. I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH!!!!!!!

(via 50shadesofkaulitz)